It’s almost like he did it just to make people laugh for 6 minutes. What a bastard!

Good gravy. You Apple haters really need another outlet for all your internet rage.

I don’t know why but seeing Shiggy walk out on Apple’s stage legitimately blew my mind.

Oh god....I thought I dreamed that show.

Wait I found it:

*slow clap*

No no, you’re definitely not coming off like you’re trashing my comment. You have extremely valid points and we just see things differently. In fact, you’re last sentence really resonated with me. It’s ME that’s coming off as overly hostile towards consoles. I assure you that’s not the case. I have just about every…

No no, you’re definitely not coming off like you’re trashing my comment. You have extremely valid points and we just…

Which is why I said the One isn’t worth it. You can play 99% of all Xbox One games on PC.

Which is why I said the One isn’t worth it. You can play 99% of all Xbox One games on PC.

First of all, congrats on the cool wife. I love my wife dearly, but she’s only into iPhone games. WHICH IS FINE! But I wished we had more games in common. We played NintendoLand together for a bit but got pretty bored after a month :-|

First of all, congrats on the cool wife. I love my wife dearly, but she’s only into iPhone games. WHICH IS FINE! But…

I want the Xbox brand to succeed. I really, truly do. But if you’re a PC gamer there is ZERO reason to buy an Xbox One.

I want the Xbox brand to succeed. I really, truly do. But if you’re a PC gamer there is ZERO reason to buy an Xbox…

That Kanye dig was a little dark though. I mean, fuck Kanye but damn dudes...that's his dead mom.

I could not agree more. I bought my Vita for $180 (it was that crazy Lightning Amazon deal of 2013...came with like $100 worth of stuff) 3 years ago and it’s honestly one of the best purchases I made. I unironically love this thing!

I could not agree more. I bought my Vita for $180 (it was that crazy Lightning Amazon deal of 2013...came with like…

This is the way the internet works now. Everything needs to have a deeper meaning. You can’t make a statement online without having a agenda to push apparently.

Oh yeah? Well what is that Tiki pokemans weak to? Nintendo=racists

The folks at Naughty Dog are clearly technical wizards. I really wish we knew what they were capable of given no limitations. I love my PS4 but hot fudging damn this would look mind blowing on PC.

What? You mean learning increasingly mundane trivia about your friends isn't enough?!

Exactly where I’m at right now. After a solid week of playing, I already feel the novelty has worn off.

>it saps my battery

>that doesn’t mean I’m not allowed to be bothered when something I actually do want is only released on two operating systems

Oh come on dude. Windows Phone is really neat and I sincerely wish we had more options besides iOS and Android....but the platform is dead. Microsoft themselves would rather release apps and features for iOS and Android before their own platform.