For fuck's sake. They shouldn't have apologized.

This is the wrongest thing ever typed.

Oh I'd be creating trash ex nihilo.

If I got 6 to 8 blowjobs for every time I took out the trash, my house would be the cleanest place in the observable universe.

The fact that this is even being discussed is fucking dumb.

I don't think the paranoia of white males who are afraid their world is being torn down around them is valid, but I also don't find the petulant tone of this jeremiad valid.