I’ve heard tell of a walrus named Paul, so it’s good that the species has been confirmed.

Gen X has already positioned the goalposts so the Boomers and Millenials are the worst, most selfish generations ever. And I’m here like, “Motherfucker, Kevin Smith is YOURS.”

I always think of Eddie Gale, “San Jose’s ambassador of jazz”.

Fuck you, this is the first time I’ve head of “Twitter”

don’tcha think?

That’s weird, because I have an account I’ve used maybe a dozen times to enter contests and do nothing else, but I’ve heard of him through other people online.

I’m glad someone else appreciates Dril! the comment section is grumbly lately and not even in a fun ironic way (or a sad way.) Just an old-man-yells-at-cloud way, to use the site’s parlance.

This pattern pops up all the time on any music post in the kinjaverse. It’s like ‘cool?’ I know the name of like 3 sportsballers so when there’s a name in the news I don’t recognize I assume it’s an athlete and keep it moving. Somehow with music/internet you gotta yell about your ignorance.

The joke is that there’s no joke there.

Gee, well next thing you’ll tell me that tumblr’s “Highglossfinish” isn’t really an alien robot fresh from a multimillion year long war. This is all such a shock. I am shocked.

*Scratches ass*

That ship sailed long ago. 

I no longer know what iconic means. Filed with awesome and literally.

if the internet doxxes dril i will face god and walk backward into hell

In the clip above, Stewart is asked about how he reacted to the revelations and C.K.’s admittance of guilt, and says he was “stunned.”

Glory:

I lava what you did there. Very magmanimous of you.

We hiked the summit in 2011 shortly after it grew a few new lava domes in the crater. A few quakes on the way up, helluva fun time though! I’m the guy in the red sweater.

Keanu Reeves is the only celebrity to make multiple appearances in my dream world. He usually shows up on a sweet motorcycle and gets me out of boring parties and/or difficult situations involving gunfire.

There can be only "whoa."