Stephen Colbert does that in my dreams.

I don’t think it was a joke. Prison rape is a scary reality and bringing it up put more weight behind the warning.

Please stop being awful.

My day is made :)

That’s Q?!

It’s no fun on the other side of the spectrum, either. I have MS which can make poopin a distant dream. My average stopped up time is 11 days. Laxatives, softeners and everything else are no help. I see people walk out of the bathroom and they look so accomplished and happy.

I think it’s a regional thing. We say “whoopin” often here in the south.

Or one person in the relationship gets to control everything and chooses to do things his boyfriend isn't comfortable with.

Yeah, he's not going to stop fucking her when you say so.

Wakka Wakka Wakka!

how about the guy in the stands during the basketball game in Teen Wolf?

I keep my cripple card until they prove it's necessary. If I suddenly bring up MS or Scleroderma it's pretty much a given that their nex question will be about my ability to fuck or if I'm deformed. I laugh and block the predictable basic bastard :)

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