"Which is to say: we think he's self-important, and prone to tantrums, and somehow manages to make games about him when, in a just world, we wouldn't know any referees' names,"

Nothing like a hockey team that cut bait and ran to a hotter city to symbolize the hope and belief that this marriage will last forever.

I think Jim Zorn deserves to be on this list.

I assume Jim Zorn isn't listed in the notables since you wouldn't call him a head coach (no argument here) but he certainly embodies the traits you may out in the preamble

If you think I'm bad, wait until Snyder/Cerrato hire Jim Zorn.

Horny for Zorny.

What about Jim Zorn?

How on earth was Jim Zorn excluded from this list?

as a Redskins fan,

Where the hell is Jim Zorn?

Why weren't the right wing nuts upset about this seven years ago? Oh yeah, POTUS wasn't black then. This article from May, 2006 only mentions phone calls, but I'm sure you get my point.

Sad. Kids, don't do it. It really does get better. Adults, don't do it either. 1-800-SUICIDE is there to help if nothing else will. Please.

When twists finally became tiresome, M. Night resorted to live one-man shows where he ranted against the fourth wall.

Red-Blacks?

And somewhere near D.C., Dan Snyder laughs a deep, sinister, completely misguided laugh . . . .

Hope they get jumbo there in the gif. You know, the one in the Barnum & Bailey tent edition sweats repeatedly yelling "Fuck you!".

are there really a lot of smart coaches to begin with? I mean, it seems like the amount of long term, quality coaches currently in the NBA is pretty thin as it is, especially with Phil retiring last year. I mean, let's think about it and categorize the playoff coaches.

What those guys don’t realize is that Sterling has no plans to ever hire another Negro.

If you praise Rosa's bravery/

RG3!