I agree wholeheartedly. So maybe he takes these roles because he is interested in them and the process. Does he need the infinity million dollars? You know who was the real Johnny Depp all along? Brad Pitt. All thought the nineties, he supported his troubled-stud-period-dramas like a champ, the golden boy in every…

Except it doesn't seem as if they were seeking attention at all.

Really? I mean, I'm as cranky as the next person - a real hard-core introvert who likes nothing better than to do my own thing and mind my own business in public spaces, but this really seems harmless. If they had sung for an entire 10 hour flight or asked for tips afterwards or forced audience participation? Now that…

Oh, were there pictures of Scarlett Johansson in this post?

I was really hoping there would be a line for abnegation that turns out to just be empty when you open it. Because of how they don't wear any makeup.

Agreed. They look like they were attacked by a swarm of bees and everything swelled. Is looking like you're having a severe allergic reaction at all time what's 'in"?

As is so often the case with plastic surgery, I think they were way cuter before than after.

When we find out where it is, I propose a field trip. Definitely including a stop in the gift shop.

Hell, I think Jamie Brewer is a far better actor than Dylan Mcpouty face...
Also, why not try using her name instead of calling her "person with Downs" kay, kay?

This. I also have to question the validity of her Southern credentials in that she referred to "coke" as "sody-pop," whatever the fuck that is. IT'S ALL COKE, TRACY.

and since I am a former Southerner

True! Though that was likely a result of the original story needing to be set somewhere 'far away', as there are zero elements of Chinese culture in the story, and Aladdin is certainly not a Chinese name.

Actually it's set in Samarkand, in present day Uzbekistan.

Also, Jasmine's tiger?

I also saw India growing up too - maybe it's because the palace kind of looks like the Taj Mahal (yes, I know it's a mausoleum).

I'm mostly just concerned about how they're going to get the flying carpet to work.

it's a texas accent, not southern. ;-) and the texas town he is from is definitely gonna come with a thicker accent than someone like me who grew up in houston (but still has one). the east coast is def fake since he's never been from there. i think he's just stopped faking it so much.

God I love Kevin Bacon. I desperately wish the Following was watchable. It took all my mental strength and love of shirtless Bacon just to make it through the first season. I am probably going to get really drunk of wine and marathon season 2, so that I won't notice how terrible the writing is.

I also think we should shift the school day from 7-3 to more like 9-4 or 10-5. Because we are not an agrarian society nor are we a manufacturing society anymore. Most people go to work from 9-5, excluding the service industry (which is huge, I give you that). But think how much we could save on after-school and…

Note to self in 30 years: Don't inject botulism toxins into your fucking face.