John Lennon.

i had a complete and total, all consuming crush on keanu reeves. it started when i was 11 and i watched the matrix for the first time. oh, it was on after that. i wrote to him EVERYDAY after school, had my parents buy me two giant posters with his autograph for christmas (i still have the certificate of authenticity)…

Han Solo and/or Indiana Jones was the first, when I was 4. I'm still waiting to see what happens with that one.

Tell me about it, Stud.

When I was 9, I was so in love with Leo that my friend and I staged a "wedding." I wore my mom's wedding dress, had a bouquet, and our first dance was to Spice Girl's 2 Become 1 (no, I didn't understand what that song was about.) I wore a ring for weeks after that.

I was six. Watched labyrinth and fell in looooove.
I don't know if this crush has ever really truly faded honestly.
Looking forward to checking out the Bowie exhibit at the AGO.

Edward Van Halen (pre-Van Hagar, of course).

I'm all peevish because just last week, a friend set me up via email with a guy. He emailed me basically one line - are you ever over in my area? I sent back, yes, how about going to X place for happy hour sometime? No response. Not "I don't drink" (neither do I, but I like talking and snacks!), not "I googled you and…

It makes me feel...

I fucking hate guys who do the slow fade. Just say it. I don't want to hang out. It's not going to happen. And why do they make plans just to break?? Don't tell me that you want to have lunch tomorrow and then just not text me. Why even bother??

How many male diplomats have kids? How many of them are balancing diplomacy and diapers?

Enough about her being one of the most powerful diplomats in the world! Who does she wear? What is she eating? I'm dying to know if she just picks at her salad!

Based on the title I thought this was going to be a revelation about diplomats wearing nappies for marathon negotiating sessions where asking for a toilet break would be a sign of weakness.

Only if you're shaming them for being hateful assholes. You don't shame someone for being gay or ugly or fat or not too bright, but you can shame a hateful asshole all you want in my book.

I like that he gave her what for, but still left the door open at the end. I hope she learns to love her son again and gives them a call.

Hold the tomato, add some bacon, & put this in my mouth right now. Coronary be damned.

Congressperson Rokita, you look like an anthropomorphic pile of potatoes and you need to stop being a condescending dick.

Want to see my wedding binder with torn out pictures and material swatches? I kept it. Mama Bogwitch remains convinced that that binder is the key to a very successful budget wedding planning empire...