I think the moral here is that no good comes of sexting your cousin.

Bears are notorious snitches.

I like that she still wants to fit in "dye his carpet pink" between all that evil.

Chilling!

My future MIL teaches criminal justice and got into the field because she wanted to try and instill empathy and understanding into her students. It's disheartening and terrifying how many of her students are psychopaths. They completely get off on the idea of having power and potentially inflicting harm or death upon…

As a life-long resident of Whore Island...

I think it's very creative fiction BEST CASE SCENARIO and either a hacker (less likely) or a dissociative state (more likely) brought on from the stress. The fact that it also started occurring a year after could be PTSD. But again, probably really good fiction, I hope.

Maybe. Still not done obsessively reading that reddit thread about the girlfriend-FB-msgs-from-beyond thing. What's your take—dissociative state? Hacker? Stalker who killed the OP then staged the reddit thread?

I have some nice pugs coming. Will that do?

Whore Island ftw!

To those crying "reverse racism" and preaching that everyone needs to practice sensitivity towards others, I find it hysterical that you are so misinformed and confused on what racism actually is. What you don't know is that this girl was targeted by the "rich white boy" population from the minute she was elected…

As a life-long resident of Whore Island, I have to say that waiting until your wedding day to kiss (or screw) the guy you are supposed to be in love with can only produce disastrous results.

Does it ever occur to these asshole fathers that the only reason they are afraid of their daughters dating is because they treated women so fucking horribly until they met the one they decided to marry/procreate with? Why doesn't anyone ever discuss the desire to teach their sons how to treat women like human fucking…

ALREADY ON THE SCHEDULE

Can we do a Lunchtime Poll on which movie you do next? Because it should be Forrest Gump.

I kind of wish this were a series: Lindy West Ruins Movies!

OK, I sort of like Love, Actually sometimes, but I love you for this. I have NEVER understood the love for The Notebook. Or anything Nicholas Sparks writes, to tell the truth. I watch Safe Haven on my Netflix recently and kept thinking, "Wasn't this a Julia Roberts' movie in the '80s?" And then the end with the…

I'm not even halfway done but I can tell you right now I've never laughed so hard at a movie review in my life. BLESS YOU, LINDY WEST.

Nicholas Sparks is the Thomas Kinkade of the literature world.

They say if you like it then you should put a ring on it.