Because dying is far, far too easy. Because it’s cheaper, so fewer public resources would be wasted on this POS. Because he’s going to be either terrorized in gen pop, or terrorized in solitary, for the rest of his days. Because dying is far, far too easy.

Jesus. Keep your head down, please, and let us know periodically how you’re doing.

It is officially the Worst. Year. EVER. Seriously. 1666, with the plague and the fire and shit, just threw up its hands and was all “I’m out. You win.”

Witches. I’m hoping, anyway. ::sideeyes half-completed manuscript on hard drive::

This whole thread = my favorite in recent memory.

“The news that county agencies and health service providers, the school and other county and state offices were completely bypassing me came as a total shock,” Calgaro said while beginning to cry. “Why wasn’t I even notified?”

I’ve been saying this all week. Trump does NOT want to be President, y’all. He is quaking in his shoes over this! Did you see his face at the WH? Obama’s all “and this is where we sit and do the Presidential things” and Trump’s like “Get. Me. The. HELL. Out of. HERE.” OK maybe I’m projecting but you know I am right…

Listen, I feel ya. I used to live in SC. We had a saying down there in the Palmetto State: “When Lindsey Graham is the voice of reason, the Apocalypse is nigh.”

I’ll go you one better: I don’t think he’ll even get there. He doesn’t want to do this job. Not to mention, he’s thoroughly ethically challenged. Either (A) he will commit an impeachable offense - within a year at the outside - and the Repubs will jump all over themselves to replace him with Pence or (B) he will Palin…

Serious question I’ve been grappling with: Trump’s face (and Pence’s) trigger me at this point. Like, minor panic attack symptoms: my heart races, my face flushes very unpleasantly, I feel compelled to run out of the room, both rage and fear levels soar, the dump of adrenalin makes me sick to my stomach, literally (I…

Well, good. I mean, he’s definitely earned the acclaim. I guess I’m missing the point of the snark here.

YOU GUYS. What the actual fuck. http://www.dailykos.com/story/2016/10/28/1587925/-Despite-the-horrendous-reporting-the-FBI-is-NOT-reopening-the-Clinton-email-investigation

But because that’s how the media’s reporting it, that’s all that will matter. FUCK. I’d like to throat-punch somebody.

THIS. IS. AWESOME. #Progress.

I’m really trying not to freak out here.

It looks a little off-pace but not significantly so, and hellz yeah, I’m looking forward to it. However I am also not the person you were asking, soooo.

... is the only appropriate response.

The headlines I’m seeing on both sites give it to Clinton. (As they should.)

It’s the thought that counts, dollface!

Right? I mean, THAT, I could understand all the pearl-clutching horror. But these people - I’m sorry, what were their names again? Milfreds? Messerschmidts? No, no, just kidding, I know it’s Mitford, boo - I just ...

Forever and ever, amen.