Didn't work for me - got bad gateway after entering email address.

Still getting Bad gateway message - even after going to the Russian main page.

Oh good God.

A john who somehow created arterial spray? Uh.

You might want to read the Mail article before you say that. And the guy that found it? Wasn't some JTR obsessive - he's one of the world's leading experts on forensic DNA techniques.

Check out this nigh-unto-feminist bit on the Ed Sullivan show from 1967:

OK but look, can't you understand how they feel? The sheer magnitude of this betrayal? I mean he's their FAMILY member. Family's supposed to LOVE you and SUPPORT you and ... oh. Wait.

Seems to be down again, at least for me. :(

I eventually had to cut mine out of my life entirely. They're my mom's sisters and some of their kids, for the most part; a few uncles are as well, but not nearly as openly so, at least not in my presence. It wasn't just because of the rampant racism, though that was a huge part of it. They'd treated us like crap for…

Awww, wook at all the widdle twolls coming out to pway. What happened, guys? Tiny testicles got smushed in imaginary doors? Also: the trolling on this site has gone WAY down in quality since GIF-gate. Step up your game and be entertaining, or be gone.

Dude, if your external genitalia require THAT much breathing room, you have much bigger (hee) problems and should go see a doctor, stat. However, A for effort on the trolling!

But wait - it's not just that "it doesn't matter" (clearly, it doesn't) - it's also that it apparently never even happened at all. So it's a FALSE distraction.

You are correct. It does not work like that. If you commit a crime in a foreign country, that country gets first crack at your ass. (Hee, because I'm a 9 year old boy, apparently.) If there were probable cause that some part of the crime had been committed in the US (say, if they'd begun planning it together while on…

I'm not Dan, but damn, YES, I think cops should be prohibited from pulling their fucking guns AND from shooting people who are running away from a simple fist-strike assault. WTF?!

I'll bring the mai tai mix.

There is no statement in Trainor's song that she thinks "bigger is better, full stop." I'm sorry, if you're getting that out of it, you're not listening very carefully. Good gravy, can't we just like a catchy tune with a positive message once in awhile? Does it have to hit ALL the bases (basses) before we can…

This is all I'm saying.

O Captain, my captain.

No lie. This is me right now.

You just made me snort.