Seriously! I can't believe how many commenters are bothering to engage this troll. He's not even GOOD AT TROLLING. (Can you imagine how bad he is at - well, everything else he holds dear? Ahem.)

Define: BAMF. I mean - in CALABRIA, he makes this statement. I'm like, "Y'all doubled the Swiss Guard, right? RIGHT?!"

Additional info, this one's from a local site:

They executed a search warrant hours before his arrest, according to this - http://www.ajc.com/news/news/auth… - and even Time admits the charges are "unusual" - http://time.com/2902985/georgi… - but that seems based on an assumption that it was pure neglect. I can't find anything echoing the tone of the CNN piece, at…

Sadly in this case you may be right. It doesn't mean it doesn't happen all too innocently in other cases, though. http://www.cnn.com/2014/06/21/us/…

Maybe. Maybe not. http://www.cnn.com/2014/06/21/us/…

This may - sadly - explain it. Something else seems to be at work here besides a sleep-deprived/neglectful parent ... http://www.cnn.com/2014/06/21/us/…

What the hell is going on with this case now? CNN is reporting that law enforcement is heavily intimating there is MUCH more to this story, and they "cannot confirm" that the baby was even in the car in the morning...? WTF? http://www.cnn.com/2014/06/21/us/…

Scarred. For. Life. :::shudder:::

How in the name of holy fuck-all are the lady lawyers* supposed to get black shoes that are two shades darker than the black suit skirt? (I'm presuming it's a skirt. Pants are so - mannish. Right? UGH.)

*-a phrase worthy of mockery. I don't know if he uses it in this piece - because I will be damned if I'm gonna give…

Beating out the soothing rhythms of "FUCK ALL Y'ALL," whilst my tears of rage hitting the tin floor provide a nice obligato.

My late mom was a labor/delivery nurse for awhile back in the 20th century. One delivery got a little dicey, due to some meconium (basically, fetal poop), and the doctor, apparently, at some point had commented on this. Mama brings baby back for his first checkup with same doc, my mom in attendance, and Doc asks…

I kinda love you just a little bit right now.

You win the Most Appropriate Use of a GIF in All of Web-Ville award today.

Yep, he's a keeper. As long as you don't turn out to be a former CIA assassin being blackmailed by Rupert Murdoch, I predict great things for you two! (Well, even then.) (Maybe.)

Yeah, all aboard the NOPE train, now leaving WTF Station at track 9.

Yeah him? I GET. Rawr.

I am mystified at the Cumberbatch phenomenon. Not the "holy crap he's so talented and he's everywhere, even where he has no business being (*playing Khan**cough*)!" phenomenon: the "WTFZOMGBBQSAUCE HE'S SO HOTTT!" phenomenon. I realize this is a matter of pure subjective taste - different strokes, you do you, etc. -…

And they're already spewing the "was she REALLY a victim?" BS. Seriously. http://www.cnn.com/2014/05/22/us/… That happened yesterday. #thatwasquick