Ah, Bieber's dad. The douche doesn't fall far from the tree with this one, I see.

The first two letters really illustrate that sometimes you really need to get real with your friends. No pussy-footing around, just get right to the point.

You know, sometimes I feel weird about this, but I really don't like hearing about other people's sex lives. Not in a judgey way, but like, I don't go into graphic detail about my life and I don't want my friends to go into graphic detail about theirs. Really, we're all grownups, we're all doing it, it's not that big…

No, he wasn't necessarily trying to pursue her, but a less lavish gesture would have sufficed. He shows up, professes his love in a very profound way and for what end? Wouldn't a simple conversation over coffee have been fine? No, this guy does the big romantic gesture — something you don't do for someone you don't…

Excuse me, Ron Weasley was never friendzoned, by any definition of the word.

Showing up to your best friend's house and declaring your love for her - regardless of any intention of a clean break - is the goddamn textbook definition of pursuing your best friend's wife.

"I'm more swayed by the fact their products are formulated without aluminum, parabens or talc."

Molly breaks my heart. I can relate to her so much. The girl no one sees, sees everything.

I was 8 when this happened and remember hating them both. Tonya was trailer trash and Nancy was a bitchy priss. It's lose-lose. Kristi Yamaguchi forever and ever, amen.

so is "accelerated rehabilitation" code for "daddy's bank balance"?

The police aren't clueless. They're indifferent. We're talking about women, after all.

Attention Texans: you need to fucking revolt. Your government is digusting!

Wow. That was pretty classy.

I'm not a huge fan, but I like her because she isn't pretending to be her genuine, natural self - she really is that.

Say what you want, but Ke$ha is a damn genius. Musically, marketing wise, and literally. She's an IB graduate (like me!), snuck into history lectures instead of going to class, and I love her for it. Here's the Cracked list she's included on.

The article was being tongue-in-cheek. She's saying "right on" in a sort of eye-rolly way.

What a refreshingly clear and honest statement about seeking help. Well wishes to Kesha.

You call that a big butt? Oh, honey.

ah! the beautiful range of genitalia!

I can feel the self esteem of many men deflating as we speak.