Badabing, badaboom

I know that this will probably be buried under some comment that has a gif o r an asinine remark, but this does matter and not for the reason that you think it does. Everything that I have seen mentioned is a plausible reason, but running out of medals, security, etc isn't one of them. In my mind they are essentially…

Beautiful women don't poop!!! Obviously!

I want a goat driving a jeep. Maybe with a sheep as the passenger bleating out directions.

I need to get some Max Factor lipstick.

I would sob my heart out if I received a much-delayed letter from my mom. She's been dead a few months shy of five years, and I still miss her like crazy.

Innocent players will be hurt by this. However, it was literally today upon my philosopher's throne - a few hours ago - that I was reflecting on the mute I got in Dota 2. I don't say anything despicable. I don't taunt (or even use the animations). I follow the rules of the game and am good. I also enforce the…

I am sure Disney will be selling those like hotcakes.

Watch Dogs is getting different stuff for PlayStation platforms. The exclusive content includes a different outfit for hero Aiden Pearce, extra missions and a hacking boost.

Clashes like this can be resolved perfectly simply: pistols at dawn. Name your second, Wacklemore.

This thread is delightful. My Barbies clearly should have had more exciting adventures—mostly I remember cutting their hair so they were bald and painting them with nail polish,and I definitely dismembered Rock and Roll Ken...I'm no longer interested in makeup or dissection.

I'll keep Skeletor at bay then. He's so predicable.

Yeah, one time my Barbie gave birth to puppies and even nursed them. That is no longer my dream. [Dramatic music plays as Barbie looks sadly into the distance]

Mine robbed banks.

My Barbies white water rafted down the ditch on a piece of old board. As a grownup, I do not go white water rafting.

My Barbie rode a giraffe, glued her hair into a mohawk, and sometimes left her baby in the microwave oven. I failed to live up to the potential she set for me.

The most I learned from my Barbies was that Skippers little tween boobs were super hard to file off so I could finally have the Ken doll that my mom always said no to. Also, her hair looked terrible chopped off.

Just so you know, River City Ransom and Nintendo World Cup, along with Super Dodgeball are part of a series of videogames known as Kunio-Kun, those games usually star Kunio (Alex in the West), a high schooler that acts as guardian of his school, and captain of the Dodgeball team, so yeah, when you see this characters…

DISCLAIMER: You may not agree with what I have to say here. What you read may piss you off. I'm fine with that. In fact, I'm so fine with it that I've decided that I won't even challenge what you reply back with. Why? I'm done arguing about this with people. I've heard your views and the reasoning you use to support…