Anne42
Anne42
Anne42

Honestly, fucking soon. They’re probably delicious with all the foie gras and whatnot that they eat.

Well, is anyone really.

My best friend has a grey schnauzer and he is the best dog ever. If I was ever going to get a dog, schnauzers are at the top of my list.

He will never pull any bs. He is too perfect.

I do wonder at what point he became involved in this project. Maybe it was before they’d cast Saldana?

As a Kiwi who moved to your fair shores this very day, I agree. She is the reason anyone outside of Australia is even called Kylie, for God’s sake.

Did you know though you can get fined $$$$ for driving around in a marriage with an expired licence??

Wow. People are such heartless shits.

If this is real then they are either incesting or all-but-incesting. This is not normal brother-sister behaviour. Normal brother-sister behaviour is when my bro and I go in for a hug but we’re really both trying to out-manoeuvre each other to land the first punch to the other’s upper arm. Not this nonsense.

😂😂😂😂

Indeed. NZ also has the very excellent Māori Television.

I’d say he’s been stung by about seven wasps.

Definitely.

Aladdin?

“So this nice lady gave me a dollar through the window of her car. I touched her on the arm to thank her and then asked her the time. And she started rambling about Jesus and Satan! Totally crazy like! And she wouldn’t even look at me! Dudes, I was so freaked out, I thought she was going to run me over with her car!”

No, my mother just told me she’d changed the spelling! Because apparently Cocoa is a dumb name for a cat but Coco is a great name *shrug* The cat does not seem to care, she gets the same biscuits and bellyrubs.

Prediction: By the time this arrives on stage Frozen will have been knocked off its pedestal by Moana, which is going to be A-MA-ZING.

My mum’s cat was called Cocoa when she adopted her but mum didn't like it so she changed it to Coco. True fact.

This is absolutely typical Daily Fail. Don't trust ANYTHING they write.

Children of Men wasnt nominated for anything. I think the studio screwed up the release so that it wasn't eligible, which is bullshit because that movie is a goddamn masterpiece.