And I can verify that it works with less than equal parts (I.e. more water)

Nice! Total win, then. DIF can stink you out of a room, although it's not the worst chemical smell i've come across.

I love reading Miss Manners on the subject. "Should I tell my friend she's fat?" "Why? Do you think she hasn't noticed?" If you see something wrong with someone's appearance, the rule is that you can mention it only if the person can immediately fix the problem. Since no one is going to step into another room and…

Look people in the eye when you meet them, firm handshake, and say "Pleased to meet you" or "Nice to meet you."

Put the toilet seat & cover down & then flush the toilet and make sure there's paper for the next person.

Don't Yell, Walk.

Thank you notes matter.

"Anything I can do to help?"

Lord, if I have to tell my daughters one more time.....

Put technology away at the dinner table and when friends are around

Respect for others' personal space

How to have a conversation—and really listen

how many girls (or guys as well I guess?) have touched your penis

I'd love to know what kind of responses she gets. I once put something in my profile about a potential match needing to have a full time job and not live with his parents, and I got at least five messages about me being a "gold digger" and "wanting a man to support me". I'm sure she gets a TON of hate mail.

Why do people even date anymore? Just go live in the mountains alone and try not bother anyone.

I'm having such a hard time believing this comes from a woman and not an MRA-type guy. I would bet $5 that this profile was set up by an MRA to show that women are demanding asses, when, in fact, it's full of things that are of interest to MRA (number of sexual partners / purity, excessive beliefs in matching…

If that's the case, then she should know better. The people she would want to keep from messaging her are the people that don't read profiles.

I really like that her explanation for people who have a high match and low enemy percentage with her but still don't like her profile is *not* that a personality-matching algorithm isn't infallible, but that *they*, the actual human reading the profile, is understanding it incorrectly.

She sounds like a peach but I am…

I get that creepers are a thing on dating sites, but when I see things like this it makes me think she should just deactivate her account and step away from the computer for a while. Yeesh.

This actually makes me feel so much better about my OKCupid profile now.