Nah, you just pee in your pants...er...runsie.

Why dayglo? Because I'd rather not get run over. It only takes one brush with death from a driver who didn't bother slowing down or looking before making a right on red into the crosswalk, or a biker who was flying down a trail on a foggy morning, for you to ask "fuck fashion, where do I get a highlighter yellow top?…

I started using a Pomodoro timer, (Tomato Ticker for Mac), to remind me to get up and move around regularly. If I'm putting out a fire and can't break from work, I work while standing for the five minutes. But most of the time, I walk around a little (I work from home so people don't wonder why I'm up all the time).

I have a friend used to complain about women breastfeeding in public. She has body issues in general, and doesn't want to see any skin on anyone who doesn't meet her idea of what a body should look like (basically, she is ashamed of her body, and thinks everyone else should be, too). She recently sent me a text that…

I'm so glad I decided to procrastinate an unpleasant work task and see what was happening on LH this morning. I can't wait for on-boarding week!

You are not the only one. I figured labia were like penises in the style department - every penis I've seen is unique, but they are all just variations on the same theme. They all just look like...penises. I've never expected a penis to look a certain way, so it never occurred to me someone would have expectations or…

Wow, that is seriously awesome support!

The tracking speed adjustment was a surprise to me, too. Mostly because I didn't read the specs and found myself frequently playing with the button that didn't seem to do anything, and then wondering why sometimes my tracking speed was extra fast. Duh.

Ok, I don't know why the link text is saying $29.99, it is most definitely $14.99.

Vote: Anker® C200 Full-Size Ergonomic Wireless Mouse

This is one of the best things I have ever seen on the internet. Thank you, good sir.

That is exactly where I thought this was going when I read the headline.

There is nothing inappropriate in it, but you will enjoy more if you watch it without children present.

I can't talk about The Count without thinking about this. Please enjoy. (I'm posting this from my mobile and I have no idea if the link will show up, or if kinja will eat it.)

Dr. Horrible goggles would erase all traces of toolness.

That won't work. Onions make you cry because when you cut them, propanethiol S-oxide is released, which, when mixed with other enzymes in the onion, creates a sulfur gas. When the sulfur gas reaches the mucous membranes on your eye, it forms a mild acid. Your body produces tears to wash the acid away. If you wear…

My knives are always razor sharp and unfortunately, it doesn't make a lick of difference for me. I'm just that sensitive.

I learned this trick at my first restaurant job. We used it to trim mold off goat cheese logs.

Goggles. Any variety, so long as they form a tight seal around your face and don't have vents. A must for those of us who are hyper-sensitive to onions. Yeah, you'll look like a tool, but it's better than hours of burning eyes, rivers of tears, and a runny nose.

You know, I use seasoned rice vinegar or rice wine vinegar in just about everything, but I never thought to use either in salad dressing. It seems so obvious now. Thanks!