The One True King.

Your words are as empty as your soul.

Makes me sad you believe a word this man says.

Grant Morrison summed up Superman’s origin in 4 panels, 4 phrases.

I was young and naïve when I originally wrote that, and the world still made sense then. I know better now.

They’re not jokes. They are a dish in Peru I believe.

It was terrible in its preachiness. Strawmen all around and just plain old unnecessary.

I guess I could believe her to be related to Mark Ruffalo. However, Marvel is still playing the maybe they are/ maybe they’re not card on the canonicity of the TV/Netflix shows, and Ms. Dawson is a pretty big part in there. 

Rosenbaum, Spacey or Eisenberg?

Her and Reynolds made the movie for me.

I think Daenerys is a red herring. Mostly because I don’t like her. She’s just as bad as her father only she hasn’t gone full on omnicidal maniac yet.

Some of these are really friggin’ obscure. I died on 59. Fifty friggin’ nine.

Not on my router. Fuck Comcast for charging me out the arse and then profiting off my bandwidth.

Or walk into an alternate dimension contained in a mural

The human-possum thing bothers me. Doesn’t Quill get it on with members of different species like, all the time? Why the double standard with poor Rocket?

Can you even call that a party?

I feel terrible whenever I have to get rid of them. I get that you have to or they will take over. But I still feel terrible. They’re just trying to do their job :(

Well you sir, are a goddamn superhero. Good work and hope you don’t accidentally leave the stove on or cover the place in candles.

I would like to hear more about this eradication.