Well you sir, are a goddamn superhero. Good work and hope you don’t accidentally leave the stove on or cover the place in candles.

I would like to hear more about this eradication.

Mosquitoes are the only animal I condone wanton violence and encourage genocide on, so please do elaborate.

It will also give you burns which will take your mind off the bites :D

How do you resist the urge to just burn the place down (it’s the only way to be sure)?

This is some horseshit right there. I’ve been checking every day I just happened to miss today.

This is some horseshit right there. I’ve been checking every day I just happened to miss today.

Seriously. One of the smartest comedies I’ve ever seen.

Seriously. One of the smartest comedies I’ve ever seen.

Since you’re... bitching is a strong word, let’s say “bringing attention to” Bra’s name. It’s Dragonball, most people are named from puns. Bulma should be called Blooma (ブルマ), her father is Dr. Briefs, her son is called Trunks, do you see the pattern?

Or, you know, the service with an established user base of millions. Hangouts.

They’ll just dodge the draft, like the Commander In Chief did.

The problem with declining the invite, is you’re giving him grounds to justify whatever nefarious scheme his tiny brain concocted for you.

Using an XBox controller is cheating. You could fit an XBox in there.

I’ve been seeing naïve a lot when speaking of the Orange Menace, but I don’t think people know what naïve means. Trump is fucking dumb, not naïve.

The only ones not affected by Trump’s “policies” will be the people from Alpha Centauri.

It’s a sale, not entertainment. The way sales were set up before, you had to be glued to the store page in order to get any good discounts.

Thanks Obama Trump

Your body gets accustomed to it and the horrible things basically stop being horrible.

And yet it’s not. Because it’s not Cyber Monday yet.

Hey, don’t knock exaggerations found from twitter and facebook posts. They can make you president.