I wanna see a Ruins movie/show. So wonderfully bleak

Billing. Jake’s [apparently] the biggest star, so he gets top billing. This means that he gets his name on the poster first and center on the poster.

0. Lame

wat

Or her being Anakin’s reincarnation, because midichlorians.

is he wearing a cravat?!?!

Joan Cusack is a goddamn treasure and I will stab anyone that claims otherwise.

The U.S. Electoral College.

I’ve been seeing naïve a lot when speaking of the Orange Menace, but I don’t think people know what naïve means. Trump is fucking dumb, not naïve.

What the DCEU needs is a fucking Crisis on Infinite Earths or Flashpoint.

Or, you know, not.

Beat the shit out of people: A-OK!

And even that’s debatable :P

Didn’t Darth Plaid the Multiple-chinned say that the Dark Side wasn’t another side of the Force but a corruption of it? That “bringing Balance to the Force” meant getting rid of Darksiders?

Challenge accepted

Hands are too big.

My point exactly.

I get it. I do. But when your framing device, be it martians, a color out of space or a radioactive dinosaur is way more interesting than your bland-ass human characters, who’s at fault if we don’t care about said human characters?

Yeah, it’s a shame the Fuhrer in Chief has decided to alienate the country’s allies.

It’s... meh.