Glue an Xbox One game to it!

Really? Not punctuating every other sentence with ‘lmao’?

I only know of Thunderhammers.

Or warranted.

I have a great deal of respect for spiders. They eat mosquitoes, and for that, they have earned my lifelong gratitude.

I feel bad, spiders are cool.

The black one was just pure sex.

They haven’t been an item since the New 52 started, and @Gilburrt, Supes has been getting it on with Wondy for a couple of years now.

Are they ever little, though?

Tough titties.

Motherf—-

I’ve always liked you Kyle.

They literally do nothing.

The Mets have fans?!

That’s a space sta— wait...

You tell ‘em Walt.

You can’t beat ol’ Winston.

They warn you here in Gawker Media? That would surprise me with the potty mouth several writers (and “writers”) have around here.