>Just my opinion

Did he give you a knowing wink?

You know what would have been better?

Cargo pants get an undeserved bad rap. I still rock them every now and then, purses suck.

It's probably my age showing and my lack of Americanness, but what the hell is a Johnny?

I just had to see what new features would warrant an ad. In my experience, they pretty much sell themselves.

Fine, MOAR LOKI FOR ME

Already in love with that other chick.

That bow does not look structurally sound.

So no pop and crackle?

For the love of God, someone give the woman some Coke.

You know what they say about men with big feet...

I'm totally nicking that for the hitman with a heart of gold novel I'm writing.

The problem with JSimp isn't that she gets fat or not, it's that there's nothing else about her. She has a prodigious voice that she decided to throw away, preferring to be famous for the sake of being famous (see Kardashian, K)

My only issue about them is that they're breeding...

73.542

What the shit is going on?

I would Hodor his Hodor in the most Hodor manner.

Truly a chest of wonders.

Well, I think this is an improvement over the original.