I'm not saying I am Mara Wilson. But I'm not saying I'm not either.

Would you discuss your dating Macaulay Culkin?

Starred for actually making that account to answer.

AND I'D DO IT AGAIN!!1

I am not a gremlin!! :(

You do? Is that a thing? Do I need to look up other names' statistical data??

Do you like this kind of music normally?

Seriously? Engaging in conversation about someone's birthplace is racism now?

No.

Aww, and here I was hoping this somehow meant seeing better by punching. That all those blind kung fu masters were onto something.

Dude, had you tried that concoction, you would know that was not belittling at all, those elves know their coffee.

So yeah, I have no idea why the mouth frothing rage around here at a coffee machine.

No, no, it's not having standards, it's belittling those who disagree with those standards that makes you a snob. If people were to enjoy their ground-by-French-elves coffee and leave the rest of us mortals alone, they probably might avoid the epithet.

Hyperbole. It is the best thing ever.

#xbox

Well said.

So, Colbert is to be crucified, but Avril is A-OK.

Shhh, your fact are getting in the way of his righteous indignation.

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