You have to remove them from the carcass first.
That was pretty decent. This is the kind of prank I enjoy, one that can really be shaken off and isn't mean-spirited.
Fine, more Depp for me.
Cute and all, and I agree with the sentiment. But I can't help but cringe at the waste of paper.
The answer is obviously, to stop paying bills.
It's a matter of efficiency, if you are forced to use a mouse/trackpad/touchscreen when you could get by perfectly fine with just a keyboard, there's something wrong going on.
Then post a picture afterwards.
Just call her maybe?
They won't spoil any big picture moments. They're kinda low-key in the grand scheme of things, but so good.