I now want to watch Man of Steel so much more.

You know, this is really your own fault, Americans, you keep voting these horrible excuses for human beings into office.

I get the distinct impression that whoever made this knows Venn diagrams as much as Alanis knows irony.

IT STARES INTO MY SOUL

*pat pat*

No can do, I can't sleep with socks on. My feet get extra hot which just wakes me up and then it's that battle to get Morpheus to slap you unconscious all over again.

NOOOOOOOOOO!

Wherever there are nipples, there will be someone wanting to latch onto them.

So you can show your butt in public now?

Almost, here, I'll help.

You have to remember, if America can't see it, it doesn't exist.

Why not?

What the hell? Biddle wrote this? But... this reads like an actual human being wrote this...

The location of the heroes...

For Marvel's sake, I hope this is the case. This is a pretty bad faux pas.

Yeah, that does sound probable. :(

You'd think, with just how much money these people spend on marketing, studies, focus groups and all that nonsense, someone along the line might have thought

This.