Bravo.

Ok, wow, here I was thinking we could have a nice, adult conversation.

If the date's not going well, then not even whipping out a diamond encrusted wallet (unless you're that kind of person, I guess) will save it, so why even bring it up?

Oh nooo!!

Are you really that shallow that guy with a rubber band as a wallet would put you off?

Decades of drug use.

Go home, man who created Kinja.

Damn internet, every time I see magnets mentioned my mind immediately goes here.

And that is exactly why they show up.

I hope it was a slow, painful death. BURN IN HELL, CURSIVE!

You should leave a 250 page essay on why bikini season is a social construct.

Ok, this is probably just me, but there's something off with her face. Did she get her nose done at some point? Because I swear there's something there that doesn't quite fit.

They should make this into 3D.

Unless FEMEN has the deaths of the people they say they're protecting on their hands, I object to your analogy.

What is it, dragons?

4edgy8u

I wasn't chastising, I like that there's so much one can do with this thing. :)

And one goat.

You guys really like this thing, don't you? :P

It's eerie.