Ok, so I binge-watched Making a Murderer yesterday and after I finished I started Googling those sites where you write to an inmate. Has anyone ever done this? It’s so fascinating to read the bios these guys write. I’m all, “Awww, he seems so sweet,” then look up his crime and he’s a murderer. Sooo, has anyone…

I went for a walk on the beach this morning, let’s see how long I can keep that up.

I’m only up to episode 5, so no spoilers from here. Though I fear that there isn’t a surprise ending we’re hoping for.

I’ve just started ep 5. It is so hard to watch, at one point Steven says something like, ‘There are no winners here,” and it really is just horrible for everyone.

I have started the new year by stepping up my Netflix game and doing squats while watching Making a Murderer.

I am Australian, so I know the incident quite well. Which is why I’m so disappointed with Chris Hemsworth. He really should know better. Your point about alternative costumes is shown by the guy in the front in the sheriff’s costume looking great...then you look at all the ‘Indian’ costumes and wonder what they were…

Y2K bug has finally hit, sixteen years later.

Chris Hemsworth, NOOOOOOOOO. I’d hoped you were better than that.

You have been my favourite for the past two years. I remember your first post and how excited everyone was to have you here. Thanks for the laughs and the gross outs (which were personally my favourites!). And congrats for being the first man to make me cry in 2016 - you will be the first of many.

He’s 41? Sounds like he can’t be any older than 19.

I went with my mum. I’m 38 and she’s 65.

Haha, I won’t even tell you some of the concoctions I’ve made with the dregs of my liquor cabinet. Still impressed with your ingenuity.

That sounds amazing. You are a true visionary.

Christmas Day was yesterday here, it was just mum, the cat and me so it was quiet and easy and pretty stress-free. Didn’t hear from the evil ex which was a relief. Now to go to the beach for a swim, avoid the Boxing Day crowds and enjoy the cricket. Merry Christmas, everybody!

I miss Mark :(

After my very difficult past two months, I went down to Melbourne to stay with a friend. We visited a sanctuary for farm animals. Here are some of my new friends.

It never ceases to amaze me how vulnerable kids that age are. Some of my students do the craziest things for attention. Makes me worry so much for them.

Last year I went to Europe in the school holidays. When I got back, one of my students told me that she had also been to Europe. She said a famous Youtuber (can’t remember his name) had asked her to go to London with him and she had flown from Brisbane to London, stayed in London two nights and flown home. I was very…

I'm in an airport laughing my head off at these. I'm probably on a watchlist now.

In Australia it's called a willy willy. Not even joking.