Come on man, if you are agnostic you should get this... I can’t believe 8 other people agree with you.

Respect for Phil Robertson? Would it be respect for his bigoted ways? His cruel, monstrous twisting of Jesus’ words and actions? Maybe respect for the big scam where the Robertson clan pretended to be bearded hillbillies when actually they are clean shaven wealthy tennis playing country club 1%rs?

It was a piss-poor political speech from a redneck who makes duck calls, you sanctimonious redneck.

Let’s not Jump to conclusions.

Sammy can go to hell, nothing beats the original.

I won $5 in my fantasy kickball league thanks to drafting LPShea, so I’m happy.

Uh oh. I accidentally saw an email last night that my cat sent to this photgrapher setting up a special photography session with his wonderful owner NEXT WEEK.

Little Ditty with Jo and dying.

That’s nothing. Twenty or so attempts at romance, and Preston Garvey still has me in the friend zone. Doesn’t he know that I’m his boss?!?

The thing is, the NBA hipsters absolutely love that these old players say this stuff, because the only thing you have to do to be big on NBA Twitter is to find what an ex-player says and flog the exact opposite perspective. I’ve never seen an example of people being more captive to the perspective of the side they…

That’s what happens when you love control more than your own children.

And to think that this is merely the first of two interviews the Cowboys require before signing a player.

[REDACTED] is a hell of a drug

He finally threw something that connected

Holy shit you’re right. Now I can’t get the horrifying image of Ted Cruz singing “Singin’ in the rain” out of my head. Yeesh. That's unsettling.

The question is exactly how Chaffetz (R-LoonyVille) blames this Republican led health disaster on Obama, abortion and same sex marriage.

“Austerity” is to blame: The right-wing mentality that you can only reduce the size of government by impeding the good work it does. That an ounce of prevention is just “wasteful spending”, when you can just buy a pound of cure later (after a few bodies pile up).

I vehemently disagree with your take on Eternal Sunshine but goddamn if I didn’t just LOL so fucking hard at all of this.

I’m never going to see Titanic. I want to meet my death bed having never seen that movie. I’m adamant. I also won’t watch an episode of fucking Friends. Never.