I have no qualms with them getting out of the pop culture business, I just hope they decide to return to the sports business.

Hillary was a Senator for the state of New York. This symbolizes the New York Jets.

It’s the $25,000 Pyramid.

What do all three have in common? They all got away with “it”.

Burneko’s butthurtitude about this is the best thing on the Internet today. The guy who thinks Blood Meridian sucks is the worst.

““Oh, I’m afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive.”

I know it was rated PG and so the violence had to be toned down, but during the Endor battle, when the Ewoks clothes-lined the Imperial biker scout, that fucker should have been decapitated.

This is some of the best ownage I’ve read in weeks. The original commentary was utter revisionist tripe masquerading as edgy against-the-grain critique when in reality it’s very trendy to hate on Jedi in general and the Ewoks in particular. Long live the original trilogy, all THREE of them!

Well, I think being tortured by Darth Vader and then frozen might leach some of the scoundrel out of a person.

Fucking right, DM. Empire is obviously the best of the trilogy (I do not consider the prequels to be things), but Return of the Jedi is better than Star Wars. Luke is at full badass power, and Jabba the Hut exists and eats spacefrogs!

I love Drew’s writing style. It has the styling of an elite message board poster with surprisingly coherent points throughout the rant.

The solution is to cut out I-III. We don’t need to know how he became Darth Vader, because anything awesome we imagine is going to be disappointing compared to the reality. In the case of the prequels, it’s VERY disappointing.

There’s certainly a possibility that the new Star Wars will suck. However, I contend that we already know what a JJ Abrams directed Star Wars movie looks like because whatever you want to call those summer tent poles he directed, you cannot call them Star Trek movies. Both of those movies wound up being pretty good,…

Yeah, you have to sell it on KreigersList

Eh, Philadelphians just love to steal and beat the shit out of trash. Just ask HitchBOT.

...and remands the case to the Kirkland Municipal Court

This great! +1

Seriously, second this comment. This article totally opened my eyes to the guys in the funny armor. I mean, it makes sense that they keep up with the times, but I never realized to what extent. This was really interesting to read about!

Really informative, but lacking information on the Swiss Guard’s other duties to the Church. For instance, don’t they act as the world’s primary Vampire Slaying unit? I think I saw something about that at the History Channel, right?

Thanks for this awesome article Tyler.