O-O-P-S, OOPS! OOPS! OOPS!

“I would rather be raised by two gay guys than be rotting in an orphanage in Romania,” he expounded, “But we’re not thinking about that girl. We’re thinking about the society, and it is definitely true that children do better with their own parents.”

The level of sheer ego here is what blows my mind. Look, you jackass, your signature in your official capacity has nothing to do with your personal approval. No one gives a shit what a county clerk thinks about their lives. All you were ever doing was certifying that whatever you were signing was valid according to…

Put her in jail. Enough of this bitch and her shit. She’s defying court orders left and right and being called a hero by idiots for trying to deny others the same right she fucking abuses.

Further proving this was never about her religious beliefs if she is altering forms that other people have signed. She hates gay people, period.

Maybe they’re booing their front office for taking a QB that doesn’t have the decision making capability to avoid making a public and allegedly criminal spectacle of himself in college. A sure sign of a great NFL QB, ask the Browns! Meanwhile the rookie QB they could have taken (oh no! He’s from a college program with…

Their jerseys look like they belong in one of those fictional football leagues from movies.

They never took a doggie bag home and they never touched Golem Jesus’s meal.

1. Well, this comment section predictably turned into missing the forest for the trees as everyone scrambled to determine if the author is or is not properly fat.

Agreed. I originally made this name because my New Year’s resolution was to stop engaging in troll/flaming and just give out likes. And then I remembered who I was, a flaming troll. But I’m trying, getting a little better every day. That’s all we can really hope for as humans. Or, as trolls disguised as humans. :)

You know, a weird thought just occurred to me: maybe, and hear me out on this one, but maybe they take high school football too seriously in Texas.

Phew, I had an original draft of that comment that was a lot more snarky! Glad I didn’t publish that one, because it was an honest mistake.

Yeah, I fully concur with your evaluation there. It’s happened to all of us, I’m sure; we had one plan in mind, then something at the last second makes us reevaluate our choice,…

Yes that’s true. Remember when the left launched that unbudgeted billion-dollar-a-week war in Iraq that lasted a decade and provide zero benefit to any American citizens? Just like the left to do that.

She made her kick from the top of the goal box. One offensive-turned-defensive player is at the penalty spot, and there is another coming from the other direction. Both are clearly in the frame of the shot so I don’t know how you missed that. If she trapped the ball and/or dribbled, they could have easily trapped her…

Except there was an offensive player right behind her. She made the right play, just bad luck.

Underrated comment.

Can’t you miserable people be happy he’s making that kind of money?

Things like this lead to conspiracy theories like the one claiming that Gruden intentionally wants Griffin to get injured, but that doesn’t hold water for one potentially messy reason.

I assume that that is part of the various collective bargaining agreements.

Any matchup between Baylor and Texas Tech is mostly BUTT.