You forgot about the people who get mad when elite players want to all be on the same team, whether it’s the AAU or the NBA. Clearly winning matters to them. In fact, if you ask youth coaches now they’ll tell you the hardest part is convincing kids to keep playing if their team isn’t dominant. If anything, winning…

Honest question, who’s the better candidate? So far all but Trump are riding the no abortions no exceptions bandwagon.

Does it really solve the problem if we take the life of this tumor? Let's not compound a tragedy, the tumor stays. I'm not pretending this is easy.

I’ve said it in last year’s rant: The Dolphins were some of the worst bandwagon fans I ever saw in the 9 years I lived in South Florida. The second their team lost two games in a row, the sports bars would be empty of Phins fans for the third game and thereafter. I had better interactions with transplanted Cowboys and…

I know these pieces are written specifically to troll the fanbases of their subject teams (and I am definitely not a fan of the Dolphins, jesus god no). And I get that they’re filled with hyperbole, ridiculous analogies, and completely insane anecdotes. But... there’s a line, man.

What HOF QB isn’t all of that true for? Joe Montana’s the only one. Marino played in a grand total of eight more games than Elway, whose championships came by way of Terrell Davis and the Broncos cheating the salary cape. Marino played fewer games than Brett Favre and Peyton Manning.

Well we did build our stadium over an Indian burial ground.

I think you forgot to look at the whole Dolphins team. Once Marino blew the passing record away for 5000 yards the organization basically said it’s fuck it 30 and stopped getting any supporting players. This is exactly why his stats dwindled after 84... the rest of the team dwindled away. Marino never got a consistent…

Grave omission forgetting this all time Deadspin comment: http://deadspin.com/for-all-of-you…

The last time the Dolphins were really good, we had two white running backs.

The Dolphins replaced their happy Dolphin jumping through a hoop logo with one floundering while gasping for its last breath, which has to be the most on-brand logo change in history.

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So who’s dumber, the guy who got his jaw broken over $600, or the guy who lost his job over $600?

Since when is “Cheney” unpronounceable?

I’d call this the worst case of a guy with an unpronounceable name destroying a Jet in New York, but…well, you know.

Serena has a shot for a calendar slam and isn’t the most dominating women’s athlete right now. Shit.

Humans? You mean Americans, right? That’s pretty offensive to humans.

You KNOW somebody turned him into a bong.

I love, love, LOVE me some Futurama.... but by the final season (the final-final one), it was clear that the show needed to wrap things up lest it become the Simpsons all over again.

Probably not the reaction anyone expected from mixing acid with some bases.