Let’s not Jump to conclusions.

Sammy can go to hell, nothing beats the original.

I won $5 in my fantasy kickball league thanks to drafting LPShea, so I’m happy.

Uh oh. I accidentally saw an email last night that my cat sent to this photgrapher setting up a special photography session with his wonderful owner NEXT WEEK.

Little Ditty with Jo and dying.

That’s nothing. Twenty or so attempts at romance, and Preston Garvey still has me in the friend zone. Doesn’t he know that I’m his boss?!?

The thing is, the NBA hipsters absolutely love that these old players say this stuff, because the only thing you have to do to be big on NBA Twitter is to find what an ex-player says and flog the exact opposite perspective. I’ve never seen an example of people being more captive to the perspective of the side they…

That’s what happens when you love control more than your own children.

And to think that this is merely the first of two interviews the Cowboys require before signing a player.

[REDACTED] is a hell of a drug

He finally threw something that connected

Holy shit you’re right. Now I can’t get the horrifying image of Ted Cruz singing “Singin’ in the rain” out of my head. Yeesh. That's unsettling.

The question is exactly how Chaffetz (R-LoonyVille) blames this Republican led health disaster on Obama, abortion and same sex marriage.

“Austerity” is to blame: The right-wing mentality that you can only reduce the size of government by impeding the good work it does. That an ounce of prevention is just “wasteful spending”, when you can just buy a pound of cure later (after a few bodies pile up).

Let’s play Clue, shall we?

The U-pick-em pro-life responses to the Zika Virus:
“They shouldn’t have traveled to a third world country.”
“They shouldn’t live so close to a third world country.”
“They should’ve lived in another country.”
“They shouldn’t be having sex.”

“...Mr. Trump did make me a promise, and I will be better off when it’s fulfilled, and I do believe that my kids, they’re gonna be more secure too, so that is why I’m here today, I’m collecting on the promise. ‘Cause Mr. Trump promised me that he will make America great again and that’s the only thing I’m askin’!

I vehemently disagree with your take on Eternal Sunshine but goddamn if I didn’t just LOL so fucking hard at all of this.

I’m never going to see Titanic. I want to meet my death bed having never seen that movie. I’m adamant. I also won’t watch an episode of fucking Friends. Never.