If Tony’s letter ran along the lines of ‘Hey, I’m finding going into middle age hard and I kinda worry about feeling irrelevant or ignored or no longer part of a world I previously understood’, I’d feel a lot more sympathy for him because I am told that the aging process is/can be fucking rough and it’s hard to…

Dear Tony,

who threw left-handed and was rated highly in all the places you would expect Tebow to be.

Hahahahahahahaha. Did Beckham even bother going to a Marlins game to see for himself how quickly Miami “fans” don’t care about going to those games? Soccer is really going to be that different? Yeah, yeah, yeah, all the South Americans and other Hispanic cultures in Miami will embrace it - tell that to Martin Prado,…

The Giants might not be on the hook, but it sounds like Jason Pierre Paul will be very soon.

First of all, let me make it clear that I’m not in the US. And then, let me make it even clearer that the US doesn’t hold the worldwide monopoly in civil rights. Americans — and this is not a bashing, just an observation — tend to assume that any other country in the world minus perhaps a handful of first-world…

A really good read that brought some atmosphere, charm, and culture about a region, people, and sport I know little of. Thank you.

This was magnificent. Thank you.

These are complete, coherent thoughts that serve as an effective counterpoint to the analysis presented above.

Palin recently broke off a two-month engagement with a guy named Dakota Meyer after tabloids reported that he had something called a “secret wife.

Can you imagine what conservatives, Duggar fans, foxnews watchers, etc would say if there was a show about a black family with 19+ kids & one of them was a child molester? Can you imagine how fucking insane they would be right now?

Futurama should come back in a decade with some really funny science-based reason. Right now let’s let it lie and become legend so the eventual renewal will be amazing.

“Meanwhile” is good, but it is not the best Leela-Fry story. No, that honor goes to “The Late Phillip J. Fry”. Change the ending of the episode and “The Late Phillip J. Fry” could be a better series finale IMO.

As much as I love futurama, No. Don’t do that.

In fairness, I would probably become an alcoholic if my dad were Rand Paul.

Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you to the next senator for Kentucky, William Paul 2020!

...is to have approximately $180?

That fake-smiling piece of incompetence came in and said he was going to improve the CBA. Improved it right into oblivion. How this guy keeps getting high-profile jobs is incredible.

It’s said every damn time...but these illustrations are A+ work.

This is a Deadspin article, so I expected him to actually have a massive erection on the field, not a fuck up.