(I still have no idea who Britt McHenry is, and I’ve looked into it.)

Would you say that you have, A New Hope?

Fat, and whiny as hell. I've seriously never been anywhere else where people can whine so much while wanting for so little.

That kid is a very good sport!

Props to that kid for not just crying like a little frightened dipshit. He'll go places.

Rage! Rage against the dying of the light!

I’m still waiting for the sex starved dudebros that infest the posts on female teacher rapists. These guys are so desperate for female touch that even child rape starts looking good to them: “Oh, please, it’s hot. He probably enjoyed! It wasn’t rape. I wish she had been MY teacher.” Yeah, asshole. Are you talking…

SO weird that our MRA friends aren’t here, sharing in our outrage over this clear instance of an adult woman teacher raping a male student and the public not treating it as seriously as they would a female student being raped by an adult male teacher...

Maybe she uses him as a youth potion.

Like most people, I was an gangly teen- all pimples and limbs and braces. I had a huge, super nerd-girl crush on someone I’ll call Joe. Joe was a year older than me even though he was in the same grade, and had bit puberty sooner as a consequence, so was more man-than-boy shaped. Ravelston likied.

One look at time on…

Lots of people don't read reddit because it's a fucking cesspool. But that's irrelevant anyway, since George posted attribution to a site that clearly is not reddit. Also, all of the Gawker Media sites are and have always been aggregate news sites. Don't like that? Fuck back off to reddit then.

Disagree. Lion's face is full on "GTFO I KILL YOU NOW!" There is 0% "friendly" going on here.

STILL HAS BLOODSTAINS ON ITS TEETH.

Goddammit, isn't this what Teapot Dome was about? Did the Republicans cut that part of American Exceptionalism from the history books too?

This would have made for a really dark final season of Parks and Recreation.

WTF? I was raised in a Republican, conservative family, and I can't believe how evil the party has become over the past 25+ years. I mean, I've never personally been a hardcore conservative, and probably fall more on the libertarian side of the fence than anything, but this is ridiculous. Don't get me wrong, the left…

Ugh. That second sentence totally sounds like my former boss (who was 50).

And they made her a “she” and mentioned that repeatedly, because then it would somehow seem less offensive or skeezy than if the hypothetical “junior communications staffer” was male and did the same thing. Aren’t they clever.

Plus you can shove the tortillas up your ass.