(I still have no idea who Britt McHenry is, and I’ve looked into it.)

That kid is a very good sport!

Props to that kid for not just crying like a little frightened dipshit. He'll go places.

Rage! Rage against the dying of the light!

I’m still waiting for the sex starved dudebros that infest the posts on female teacher rapists. These guys are so desperate for female touch that even child rape starts looking good to them: “Oh, please, it’s hot. He probably enjoyed! It wasn’t rape. I wish she had been MY teacher.” Yeah, asshole. Are you talking…

SO weird that our MRA friends aren’t here, sharing in our outrage over this clear instance of an adult woman teacher raping a male student and the public not treating it as seriously as they would a female student being raped by an adult male teacher...

Maybe she uses him as a youth potion.

Like most people, I was an gangly teen- all pimples and limbs and braces. I had a huge, super nerd-girl crush on someone I’ll call Joe. Joe was a year older than me even though he was in the same grade, and had bit puberty sooner as a consequence, so was more man-than-boy shaped. Ravelston likied.

One look at time on…

Ugh. That second sentence totally sounds like my former boss (who was 50).

And they made her a “she” and mentioned that repeatedly, because then it would somehow seem less offensive or skeezy than if the hypothetical “junior communications staffer” was male and did the same thing. Aren’t they clever.

Plus you can shove the tortillas up your ass.

Men are peeing against walls in the concourse.

Looks like their Bear Grylls Night promotion is a huge success.

"Is that a '26.2' tattoo?"

Outstanding illustration.

Only chimpanzees can bang on the bongos.

If you watch with sound you can hear Robert Smigel laughing.

He wanted to try "Give it Away" but refuses to play with Flea.

"rival Minecraft gamer"