"I wasn't happy in Utah."

Then the 12 people who already liked it would have been swindled into liking an obsolete form of the joke.

It's about ethics in commenting.

I may have to defend the "footlong" person, because the Subway footlong isn't actually one foot long. They were challenged about selling undersized sarnies and claimed that it was just a name, not an indication of size.

Also, if you have to "break the rules" for whatever reason, explain that to children who are old enough to see that you're not following the rules. The kids in our 12-36 month room are not always potty trained, so they need diaper changes every couple hours. Sometimes they scream and they cry and they kick their legs…

Well, in our infant room, which is children 12 months old and younger, they learn "nice hands," starting as soon as hand movement is voluntary. We touch our friends with nice hands. That's more geared toward not hitting each other, though. But once they're in the next room, in my opinion, that's when they are really…

It needs to start even earlier than that. I work in a day care and I teach pre-school-aged children consent. "No means no and stop means stop." gets tossed around a lot in my class. They ask for permission to touch or hug. They understand that there are ways to say no that don't involve talking (My class is 4 and 5…

I think this is one of the reasons why 'sex ed' needs to start earlier in schools. Not so they can discuss the biology but things like relationships and boundaries and respect.

maybe if we stopped pretending like it's cute to wear someone down, we could then also stop pretending it's not okay to say yes, too. They go hand in hand...empowering people to make decisions they want by respecting and trusting them when they say what those wishes are.

I must respectfully disagree with one set of assertions here: there ARE soul mates, time DOES NOT heal all wounds, and often finding other fish in the sea is a difficult proposition.

Very cool. Now to incorporate that into a new Leisure Suit Larry game!

actually, it's about ethics in video games porn journalism

Like you're gonna shock a long-term pro. That woman has STORIES.

All the stars to the lady entrepreneur who out-trolled Mr. Shit-on-me.

Re: the last screenshot-

"Don't spend your $20 there."

Fish reheated in the microwave at work.

"Tyler, Taylor, Jordan, Flynn...where are all these stupid boys names coming from?!?"

I can understand why Tyler got personal, he just assumed the Tenman didn't have a heart.

These are the people that shoot their fathers for cutting their allowances.

Ted Leonsis: Thanks for attending a marketing meeting on such short notice, everybody. So. I had a dream.