Men are peeing against walls in the concourse.

Looks like their Bear Grylls Night promotion is a huge success.

You really want to make it hurt? You go after their mother. In song. In five languages.

"Is that a '26.2' tattoo?"

Outstanding illustration.

Only chimpanzees can bang on the bongos.

If you watch with sound you can hear Robert Smigel laughing.

He wanted to try "Give it Away" but refuses to play with Flea.

"rival Minecraft gamer"

"I wasn't happy in Utah."

I once witnessed a co-worker use Bing to find Google to do a search. She was on the Support team.

Then the 12 people who already liked it would have been swindled into liking an obsolete form of the joke.

It's about ethics in commenting.

MOUNT NIMOY OR GTFO

It's not on there, but I think Nimoy Planum has a nice ring to it.

I may have to defend the "footlong" person, because the Subway footlong isn't actually one foot long. They were challenged about selling undersized sarnies and claimed that it was just a name, not an indication of size.

If true, this anthropomorphic view of MWI is pretty limited. There would be more worlds where humans never came into being, or life itself never developed on Earth than worlds where some version of any of us exists, considering there are infinite worlds where your mother never slept with your father, or a different…

C'mon!!!! They still had 2 more years to go on their mission! Spock's Brain? The Empath? Plato's Stepchildren? They were just getting good!

Folklore scholar D.L. Ashliman lists a handful of legendary farts on his website,

Also, if you have to "break the rules" for whatever reason, explain that to children who are old enough to see that you're not following the rules. The kids in our 12-36 month room are not always potty trained, so they need diaper changes every couple hours. Sometimes they scream and they cry and they kick their legs…

Well, in our infant room, which is children 12 months old and younger, they learn "nice hands," starting as soon as hand movement is voluntary. We touch our friends with nice hands. That's more geared toward not hitting each other, though. But once they're in the next room, in my opinion, that's when they are really…