Very cool. Now to incorporate that into a new Leisure Suit Larry game!

actually, it's about ethics in video games porn journalism

Like you're gonna shock a long-term pro. That woman has STORIES.

All the stars to the lady entrepreneur who out-trolled Mr. Shit-on-me.

Re: the last screenshot-

"Don't spend your $20 there."

Fish reheated in the microwave at work.

This is so much effort. God, who has this kind of time on their hands? I can barely be motivated to respond in polysyllables to my work emails or bicker with strangers on the internet, and this guy wears out two keyboards on account of some kid with bad hair complaining about parties?

"Tyler, Taylor, Jordan, Flynn...where are all these stupid boys names coming from?!?"

I can understand why Tyler got personal, he just assumed the Tenman didn't have a heart.

These are the people that shoot their fathers for cutting their allowances.

The twist is that the author of this e-mail was Tyler the entire time (spoiler alert).

I don't know how much of a douche Tyler is beyond complaining about a lack of parties in a dorm, but I get the sense that the guy that wrote this e-mail is way douchier.

Ted Leonsis: Thanks for attending a marketing meeting on such short notice, everybody. So. I had a dream.

I think being hated by rival fans is one of the best compliments an athlete can get, and growing up loving Michael Jordan I hated Anthony Mason. R.I.P.

He saved me from a bee that tried to go down my cleavage after we traded blending tips. "That bee just won't leave me alone!" I complained.

Well, not to rain on your parade, but it'll never really get better. Yeah, for Civ V, there will probably come a day where doing this will be super easy to do for most computers. But then there'll just be Civ X, with 400 warring powers and even more calculations that slows the powerful computers of that day to a crawl.

That Kansas City Chiefs helmet?

THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE

Enabler maybe?