I feel like that crazy Coffee Latte story needs to be a Hyperbole and a Half blog post, it needs Allie's glorious illustrations to depict that woman's rage.

And the Oscar for Bestest Use Of A Kitchenette Inside Joke in a Horrible Customer Story goes to ...

I really like that you've compared crowdfunding to pre-ordering.

We boo, hiss, and throw effluent (collectively) at pre-ordering, because it is generally the purview of big-box retailers like GameStop, etc. We think, "The Man is fucking with us, maaaan." When a pre-order-happy game goes south, everyone clucks their…

I've never seen the problem unless people think steam should hold a higher standard and are personally insulted that they don't. After all you're on the internet buying a digital game. The same internet that lets you look up said game to see if its any good. If you can't bother to do that then its your own damn fault.…

An earlier version of the tweet had the recruit attending Texas A2M.

Good primer. And if you're new, I think violating some of the etiquette can be ameliorated by just not acting like a butthole. Admit you're new.

So Steam doesn't want to be steamy. Hmmm.

For every asshole apologist in this thread trying to justify why bringing your own goddamned food to a goddamned restaurant is ok, I feel the need to share my own personal slice of why that is is literally the Worst Idea Ever.

Right. At a certain point you have to go for the nuclear option. Otherwise, this guy would have just kept slithering around, demanding her attention.

This cat doesn't care about your suffering.

Ken should've known what would happen after he demanded head at the dinner table.

Or, why do you assume saying "take your time, I'm not in a hurry" helps the situation

One of the worst pieces of jewlrey a dude could wear isn't even on this list: the Oversized Class Ring. Holy fuck, I can't stand that shit. Unless it's a $10k Super Bowl ring and you're hosting an episode of Sunday Countdown, you have no business wearing some gaudy piece of shit that you think shows the world…

Distraction for her partner the pickpocket who was working the company-lunch table.

Not to defend anything, but the toddler over the Railing Prank was planned. So was the Cheating Husband Prank where his wife turns and tells him that she cheated as well.

You're right, you did just speculate wildly.

It's because I was just TOO GOOD. Yes, that MUST be it.

"Lock arms and block cemeteries. Let's see how committed you are to this idea." -Bill Hicks

After the email teaser disappointment, I don't want to speak to this woman either.

It's the hypocrisy, stupid! Dems don't go around lecturing everyone about family values; that's a Republican game and you know it. Of course, most of these right-wing Christian assholes are full of shit; They have no values, moral or otherwise. They've simply sold their soul to the highest bidders in the scary world…