His name was Javier and I met him when I worked at the bookstore in college. He was super hot, but that's because all he cared about in the world was his body. Good for him! Good for him. But between working out and moisturizing and hair care and trimming and and and, there was...not much left. But super hot and…

For the mouth part of your face.

Oh yeah, the power of the good tip. The Thai place near my office brings my food in 15 damn minutes when it takes 30-45 minutes when anyone else orders, because I am a generous tipper. It's the *best* side effect.

That lady is seriously fucking metal.

Working with redstone offers two problems.

People hone their abilities by practicing them. Practicing makes smart people smarter, and inspires both them and others. Things like Minecraft are good avenues for complex problem solving.

I remember when I tried to make 2x2 blocks door that opens by pressing the button. It sounded easy - two upper blocks connected with pistons go up and two lower ones go down.
I failed miserably. In fact, no matter what I tried in Minecraft that involves redstones, it always ended up with no result. So watching…

I'd classify this as a Cold War artifact. Army band, somber tone. Exactly the kind of thing i'd expect to see before bring vaporized (if lucky) by a Soviet ICBM and/or Bear bomber.

As a child of the 70s and 80s, this video was for one thing, and one thing alone. When NORAD would have detected thousands of ICBMs crossing the North Pole and the infamous alert would have sounded before hundreds of millions of Americans would have died. I'm sure other TV networks and local stations would have…

Or at least see the musicians drop their instruments abruptly and run in random directions.

Yeah, it's a crazy reminder that we actually built weapons capable of obliterating civilization (and perhaps the species itself).

I think if I was alive when the nukes launched I'd chug a bunch of booze. Not the most dignified exit, but dignity is pretty moot at that point.

Meanwhile on VH1.

I wonder how many people actually remember that TV stations used to play the national anthem at the end of their broadcast day.

Before you say "UGH SHE SOUNDS INSUFFERABLE," Counter admits she was pretty fucking insufferable. Her friend who found the original ad wasn't feeling so hippy dippy about the whole thing, however.

Tom Osborne is also well aware of the risk of going for 2 in a Bowl game.

Hopefully the coach will be a little more specific in the future when he calls for the runs.

Between this and the most salivated over SEC teams getting their shit pushed in, I can't think of a bowl season I've enjoyed more than this one.

When FSU got down early, my brother, who was rooting for FSU, said Jameis Winston had the Ducks right where he wanted them.

Cannot resist.

Good for him. He made a fun game, he didn't rip anyone off. He's earned his money.