As someone who married into a Yemeni family, am I also a stuck up ass wipe for feeling like it’s kind of shitty that I’m stuck voting for the person somewhat responsible (facilitated the Saudi arms deal that is currently enabling war crimes in Yemen) for killing some of my in laws in order to avoid Hitler Jr. coming…

I never said it was a sacrifice. Stop emotion policing, Jesus Christ.

The “holding your nose” part comes from the knowledge that the person you’re voting for does things like take victory laps after facilitating Saudi arms deals that enables war crimes in Yemen and the mass slaughter of innocent civilians. Yeah, it’s a nose holding affair and fuck any single person who gives me shit for…

Holy shit. Do we work at the same place?

Sasha Banks is not fucking better than Daniel Bryan. She’s approaching very good if not great, but you are out of your fucking mind.

That’s not a fucking problem, actually.

On behalf of The North:

We think you should continue not using snow tires and also encourage you to never visit us.

Or, just be from New England.

Oh well, if YOU’RE okay with it! Hey, everyone, The Noble Renard is okay with it, the nose is now fair game.

Nice anti-Semitic slur.

Am a Pats fan. Do find satisfaction in Bill giving the media no satisfaction at all.

Godwin’s Law has the most impressive K/9 in the game.

Ever since I left the city YOOOOU

Sure, but as a fucking football player, I don’t expect him to give me a real answer regarding his politics on ANYTHING and, as far as I can tell, he’s literally the only active professional athlete whose brain we’re trying to mine for political dirt.

I’m pretty sure that, in common vernacular, when someone says “I support my friend in everything he does”, you’re not actually thinking of the time he puked on your mom’s carpet. Deadspin is so fucking ridiculous in trying to take shine off of Brady through his association with Trump, it’s pathetic.

Your knowledge of basketball is fucking impressive.

Remember that time Ben was accused of rape and then that other time Ben was accused of rape?

This is the dumbest article to appear on Deadspin in a while.

My father in-law is an Iraqi American refugee and he loves George Bush eternally for “murdering Sadaam” (Baathists murdered his son). He also identifies strongly with positions of strength and thinks democrats have a rosey, idealist view of human nature that does not conform with the atrocities he’s witnessed. If you…

Glad I made it this far down.