I mean...

Things sure have changed from the one time in the 90s that I tried to go from natural blonde with two years of dyed black hair to bleach blonde in a day. I had a 9 am appointment with a hairdresser who was a social acquaintance. We were at her salon until 11 at night. She cried by lunchtime, then cried again a few…

In most cases where citizens who are not police officers have taken down a mass shooter, those citizens have been unarmed. They just tackle the shooter, like Bill Badger did. Mass shootings are terrifying, and there is nothing you can do that guarantees you will survive one, but unarmed citizens can and have saved…

I’m pretty sure that what is going to happen is that I’m going to be between Mr. Excited Conceal-and-Carry and the gunman and I’m going to be shot by one of the assholes. Please, DO NOT be a hero on my behalf and don’t stand near me with that thing. If you die in a hail of bullets and a pool of shell casings, chances…

No. I will die creating a crossfire that increases the chances of collateral damage and causes first respondents to have more difficulty sorting out who was the original killer and who just believe themselves to be Rambo.

Holy goddamn shit, I saw the same thing in my feed (minus the copy/paste bit at the end) and it made me nauseous. I can’t decide if it’s better or worse that the guy in my feed didn’t sit down and think this all up himself because honestly, it’s a sickening sentiment.

Hmm, that lovely poem is missing something ... maybe about how the person most likely to die from a gun is the gunowner? Maybe something about how in the ensuing panic, they'll probably be more likely to hurt someone with friendly fire than take out the assailant?

I am so tired of this bullshit on my facebook feed:

“I stand behind you in line at the store with a smile on my face...and a gun under my shirt and you are none the wiser, yet you are safer for having me next to you. I won’t shoot you. My gun won’t pull it’s own trigger. It is securely holstered with the trigger…

I DID AND IT WAS PERFECT!!!! She ended up personally handing me a tote bag after i kept not being able to catch one (AND MY THIRST WAS PALPABLE!)

I kinda wanna be her. <3

Her audacity to be an angry woman on TV routinely floors me. She is very important.

God bless Sam Bee. She really is the rightful heir to the Daily Show—even if she’s doing her own show now. She’s the person who I look to now for her take on news events, who I can count on for catharsis.

I’m stressed about this, but not in an excited, good way. I’m just stressed because I’m pretty terrified that Ramsay will not lose and/or die. I am super terrified that Sansa will end up back in his sadistic clutches and I’ll be forced to kill the writers and show runners. I predict that Jon Snow does not die and…

If Davos dies I am out. OUT I SAY.

She is

former FAILED Apprentice contestant Katie Hopkins

I didn’t vote for Sadiq (Women’s Equality Party, innit) but between this and his unabashed love and support for the LGBTQ+ community today, I am really proud he is my city’s mayor.

This is outrageous. It gives Londoners a completely unrealistic expectation of beach weather.

“Chubsters, quit [vandalizing] Protein World ads and get your arse running on the road. Feminism isn’t an excuse for being fat. Eat less, move more.”

I too prefer hand drawn, but if CGI looks effortless it's only because tons of effort went in to making it seem that way, like a ballerina looking weightless while breaking her feet. Just the amount of time, effort, and technical know how that goes into animating hair with CGI is insane.