Fuck all of you.

It's aright. Edinburgh's lovely. You should move there. That's what I'm trying to do.

Yep indeedy. It's one of the many reasons I'm voting YES.

Not in Scotland she's not. We consider her Elizabeth I, as we never had the pleasure of the first one.

Usually right up until the three holes become two holes.

This exactly. Buzzfeed covered it quite well here......

Ahem...

My whole family are now atheists. And I really can't think of anyone I know that's religious.

I like Dawkins, but the man needs a few more angry feminist friends and TO GET OFF TWITTER.

Nope, he's going to have hair for ages. Just like his dad......

UK police have an arms unit that they can deploy if said incident involves fire arms, but under normal circumstances the police do not respond to calls, even violent ones, armed.

I know right! We don't even have guns. We're adorable.

That last bit resulted in tea on my monitor! Brilliant!

I know I'm very lucky and this isn't usually doable, but I've only ever had to have one of my wisdom teeth removed and I was able to get it done with just local anesthetic. It really didn't hurt that much at all, but I've never been so grateful of my dentists strong forearms. Cost me about £16. Fucking love the NHS.

I know right? When I first saw Jimmy Savile on TV as a child I instantly thought 'well, there's a pedo', but then I, like everyone else in the country, self corrected and reminded myself that I shouldn't judge others on their appearance. And just because someone looks weird and more than a little bit creepy it doesn't…

I absolutely agree. But then look at Ireland, it's been getting away with it for years. It just ignores the EU's threats.

In America, but not in the UK. There's no law of jaywalking in the UK.

Cheers. I actually did know that. I just think it's a bit bonkers.

Jay........walking?

Delicious, delicious barbie feet.....