Actually, it's just dawned on me why all Moffatt's women (bar Tate) piss me off so much. They have no sense of humour. None of them. The Doctor is there as the mad, funny, strange one and they are there to laugh, roll their eyes etc, but never to be funny themselves. Yes, if there is to be a female doctor, best we…

Peter Capaldi will be fantastic. I'm not really fussed that it's not a woman as Moffatt has no idea how to write them..........BUT, if it was going to be a woman then it would have to be Joanna Lumley.......

Not only that, his women are so boring. All of my male friends have raved about the assistants since the revamp, but to me they all just seemed like little girls straight out of drama school (Catherine Tate being the enjoyable exception). I miss Ace.

Cheers for pointing this out! It's something that's always forgotten. Those poor tourists must get very confused.

Really? It made me laugh. Guess we're just different people.

......or the hacking of the youth defense website, which was BEAUTIFUL. Myself and colleagues facebooked and tweeted Jezebel, but.......nothing. Sadface.

Way to be a week late Jezebel. The drama leading up to this vote was at times horrifying, sometimes hilarious but always totally engaging and you covered, like, none of it.

Way to be a week late Jezebel. And Broadsheet isn't a TV show it's a website.

Stinkhorn mushroom. And it looks even more like a dick in real life than it does in that illustration.