The spelling of “principal” vs. “principle”—the principal is your pal! From Ramona Quimby.

Ah, Garak was just one of the best characters on that show.

Bashir: “I just want to know of all the things you told me, which ones are true?”

Harrison Ford in “What Lies Beneath” used a hairdryer to remove the condensation from a mirror in the bathroom. I’ve found that one extremely handy in hotel rooms.

My four year old nephew is obsessed with monsters, especially vampires and mummies, and always sneaks into the living room when his dad and I are watching old Hammer films. He threw a massive tantrum last Halloween in the haunted house, not because he was scared, but because he didn’t want to leave.

You could probably devote a whole video to the early ‘80s trend in PG-rated fantasy-themed animated movies that were pitched to children (mainly because the adults couldn’t be bothered) but made by stoners and weirdos. I spotted Watership Down and Bakshi’s Wizards, but let’s not forget Rock & Rule:

The thing they should take out of Logan’s Run is that if you turn 21 and are still working at McDonald’s they should kill you.

TIME AFTER TIME, of course. It’s a sci-fi time-travel thriller AND a fish-out-water comedy AND a delightful. Malcom McDowall and Mary Steenburgen have so much chemistry they ended up getting married in real life . .. .

The original shooting script used to actually FILM the scene states that Han shoots Greedo before he gets a shot off.

Nope. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. Sometimes it’s perfectly acceptable to be just... evil, without a childhood trauma to try and round out a character that nobody asked to round out. Sadly, this has become a huge trend with Disney in recent years.

I was perfectly happy with him just liking the taste of people without having to have his sister eaten by Nazis or whatever bullshit that was.

These are not the Jedi Council budget credits you are looking for...

There’s also a hardcore dwarf orgy. Basically anything they can do to get people to buy this crappy movie.

All the other emotions’ reactions to Lust’s inevitable arrival would be priceless to see animated. In PG form, thank you, no adult version necessary.

Ha I’m also a genius (most misleading word in the fucking world) and here’s the secret: the paperwork doesn’t make sense and is designed to confuse you. They approve you or they don’t. The rest is a mystery.

Call me paranoid, but having lived and traveled through various countries I’m going to advance the craaaaaaazy conspiracy theory that public transportation in most of the United Stes is designed to torment and humiliate the poor rather than to actually be useful and reliable.

Most of the song titles in my playlist are Gaelic sounding. I’ve discovered that only I like that sort of thing in such large helpings.

I think they just put you to death in the Carousel when the onion on your belt wilted.

I just watched YF for the first time in many years, and I’m amazed at how well it holds up. A real classic.