I have an English degree and have worked ever crap job around. I totally am behind trade school. Going to truck driving school earned me more than double what using my degree as a library paraprofessional did.

It counts. It was a movie first!

The early Anita Blake books read very datedly because she is always having to find a payphone to call someone back from her pager.

To quote The Hills Have Eyes: "97% coverage and we're in the other 3%."

Germophobe.

Also, remember, most semis are governed at 60-70 MPH, with most of the biggest, Schneider, JB Hunt, Werner and Swift, governed at 62.

My car runs silently, on battery power at speeds under 20MPH (freaks my mother right out). I can take credit-cards on my phone, check the contents of my pantry, 500 miles away, email, check the web (if I am patient) and my grocery store and the NSA track me through it. I write books that would have gotten me arrested…

I love the Dark Leia/Lady Vader idea.

The one where Khan is a title, not a name, and our man has just helped himself to it.

Occula, I'm a professional driver. I love doing it. But there are a lot of people who really need one of these.

I just broke 20,000 words. It's not blockage so much as doing the 24/7 in-home nurse thing. I've finished two short stories and made headway on 2 novels and a short.

At the end of a Shakespearean comedy everyone is married.

It insulted me, my religion, my god, my sexuality and the region I live in (and I don't even like the latter). I only wish I'd given it up sooner.

Least Observant Lawman Ever leads party of people who make extremely bad choices though a zombie apocalypse. I spent 2.5 seasons shouting "Stupid! You are so STUPID!" at the screen. Then I finally turned the damned thing off for good.

"It's all true. Especially the lies."

Canon.

I'm watching it in order, season by season. The Hoo-Yay is strong in season one and two. Originally, I watched it for the Clex, which faded, then I was watching it for the Lionel/Martha/Jonathan triangle.

The fanfic is called "Nothing You Can Possess."

Semicanon

I'm brown bagging this week since I have a steady schedule (i'm an inventory clerk). PB&J, on 12 grain bread: 35c. bag of chips, 35c. apple, 30c. can of soda 20c. $1.20 for lunch. A sandwich alone is $2-4, Subway has a $4 lunch deal that is basically the same, sans apple, with 20 oz soda. Okay, $6 for lunch vs.…