They’re good dogs, Brent.

Same. The only Bush I’ve ever cared much for was Millie.

I am legit sadder about this than Barbara Bush.

For some reason I thought it was about Iggy Pop

Michael really is easy on the eyes, isn’t he? Sometimes, the universe just knows you need a mood booster.

I never want the Stormy Daniels thing to end, because that would mean less Avenatti on teevee.

When it comes to Michael Avenatti his self-assuredness that he’s about to send some skulls rolling that just adds to the whole package.

One, Michael Avenatti becomes more and more attractive every time I see him. Two, on top of everything else, the Right has turned on Trump for the Syria bombings. Alex Jones was literally crying on Twitter after it happened. These people are nuts.

Thanks Diana. I could not handle sitting through all of this testimony, let alone center myself enough to write about it immediately afterwards.

Thank you for using Constand’s photo. I’m sick of looking at Cosby’s ugly mug.

Awwww yesssssss I love seeing people take charge of and begin to proactively manage their health issues! Fuck yeah, Mariah!

Why are you offended by her being drunk? She wasn’t driving. She was a little salty to the officer and who hasn’t been there.

I can barely watch ‘Sixteen Candles’ anymore because of the drunk girlfriend scene. My love of Jake Ryan has taken a bit of a hit, too. And I feel guilty for laughing when the grandpa describes what Long Duck Dong (um...) was wearing when he disappeared and then says “no, he’s not retarded”. But, this movie holds a…

Chris Pine has a flip phone, too. Let’s go out, the 4 of us.

Dumb enough to attend live golf I would imagine.

How fucking dumb do you have to be to buy into a marketing slogan from a piss beer company as something you should yell out as a catch phrase?

LOL I was thinking the same thing- OH THAT MUST BE SO HARD FOR YOU, UBERING BACK AND FORTH!