Of course not; that's why it's clearly just a joke. Jokes! I make them sometimes! (You may have noticed.)

THANKS, OBEARMA!

Not Egyptians.

Yeah, because Sweden was invaded in World War II

God isn't real. Take your child to a fucking doctor.

At least they're not Gay though right? Long-suffering dead children aside, look at the bright side. These kids lived with solid Biblical truth in their short, painful, miserable lives. There's no debate about whether Pentacostals or Christian Scientists can legally marry and possess/kill children, and there never…

Is this a serious comment? You lead in the medal counts every Winter Olympics?

Rob Ford Gets Air

Just to clarify, yes, Canadians love hockey, and yes, there isn't much more exciting for us than watching our teams win gold medals... But the reason for SUCH over the top elation is we just can't fathom losing to the Americans. Yes, it happens. The 2009/2010 World Juniors comes to mind. I can honestly say the anguish…

It's been a while since Canada's lost, and if they win it's usually just responding to the millions of predictable "Fuck Canada"'s that come from American keyboards.

I believe you mean to say: who is favoured.

Tomorrow is another day, and another game... for the Canadians to prove that they are in all ways superior to Americans.

If only there were some sort of tangentially related image from a television show that applied here!

I'm Australian so I'm just going to be blunt here - can Americans not see what the gun problem is about?
Can intelligent, rational people really not see that your entire nation's problem with guns might just be - you know - guns??

Second Amendment rights! Murrica! Communism! Blah, blah, blah it won't happen here because so many of our citizens are ignorant and it won't pass a vote.

Pearl NECKLACE clutchy you mean?

Well done. Truly a great victory for feminism.

Jezebel has gotten mean and petty lately, and so have a lot of Jezebel commenters who fancy themselves above the the fray. The thread on how much better some commenters' writing is than the writer's of Jez, was just so...misguided and petty.

Well, well. That backfired, didn't it? With the exception of the pigeon and some mild fixings on the dresses, not much else happened.