Love that movie. Very poorly marketed upon release. They tried to make it seem like a goofy comedy

“Phil Swift here. To show you the amazing strength of Flex Seal, we’re going to drive this truck into that sacred Easter Island statue...”

In the immortal words of Michael Bolton...

Rich guy Bradley has a backyard. Lives next to fancy Kristen.

Narrator: He did not get the rest of the afternoon off.

How did you write an entire post about this car, and all of its insane specifications, and not even mention the Freevalve technology it will be using?!

That can be fixed. I always pegged the Russian Batman as a Frank Miller fan anyways.

Russian roadworthiness restrictions:

Please don’t.

Oldsmobile Silhouette - the “Cadillac of Minivans”.

3,300 baguettes due at signing.

Knobs forever! The fact that we’re replacing tactile features for something you can only control by looking at it while you click is not only annoying and unsafe, but completely unsatisfying. If I wanted to play on my tablet I would have stayed on the couch!

Mk 7.5 manual owner here. Yes on the power. Yes on the plaid. Yes on the manual. NOOOOOO on everything else! Especially touchpad screens instead of knobs and dials. GAH!

The steel wheels are welded together to act as stands. It’s pretty standard practice at junkyards around Detroit.

This top shelf Torchlopnik was just the radness I needed on this non-rad day.

Did Kristen get trapped there in a snowstorm or something? Or is she being held against her will without a functioning vehicle to escape in?

Fear not, more idiocy is always just around the corner.

This is beyond ridiculous. It’s one of those “hey what if we did this” type of deals where no one expects you to actually do it... and yet here we are.

Mad respect for taking the time and effort to actually follow through with an idiotic idea lol.

I was just over in Raph’s post trying to figure out how to afford and ship a $1,500 minivan from Colorado to Michigan, so I can totally relate to the sultan’s situation. Extemely normal stuff.