OH. MY. GAWD. BRILLIANT!!!!!!! One of those 2 + 2 things no one is making connections on. Yes. this. yes.

Wait, why are we supposed to marry people we can't count on to act responsibly ?

It's just a suggestion, but you could maybe just try not kicking your fucking cat in the future when it doesn't act and make decisions like a tiny, furry adult human being.

I can't stop laughing at the transcription. "Rrrrraaaaaaar!"

Tell him, "You'll be dead soon, so I'm practicing living without you," and watch your show.

Think of how pretty their babies would be!*

With a little time and effort, this unfortunate image could have been unnoticeably fixed.

Oooh, a whole year. He's really the victim here, isn't he.

Yeah my sexual assault case was handled somewhat similarly in another county in Georgia. The judge told the jury that I was lying and the case was a waste of everyone's time. She even read the newspaper during my testimony. The perpetrator was found not guilty. A year later he confessed to other sexual assaults and…

Scorn from the uber-chaste crowd I get, but I just don't understand this derision of porn performers by the very people who seek out, consume, and appreciate their material. Surely they understand that once the cameras are off, the female performer is not constantly existing on a set somewhere, bathing in cum, that…

I approve this post. Also, I am definitely not Figjam.

When reached for comment, the women strongly denied the allegations.

Eh, it's Maine. It's more likely drug related!

I find this adorably sweet and probably will continue to until I find out that they're in there for double homicide or something and I feel all awkward about having rooted for them in my head...

I think the lesson here is that if you like Nikola Tesla you agree with everything Glenn Beck has ever said

Do I agree with a view expressed by Glenn Beck? This is a very strange feeling.

So... basically... we should be drinking vodka prophylactically? Just in case we one day ingest some antifreeze? You can never be too careful, you know.

"This is an anomaly. This is not what our police officers do"

This is a patently false statement.


Surely, no true Scotsman would do such a thing.

The rape was reported on Oct. 31. Results of the rape kit came back on Feb. 10