Oh good! Another version of a movie trying to convince everyone that it’s a “women empowerment?” film while actually being one of the most insulting franchises to women. Can’t wait for Jezebel and all the sheep to fawn over this one too.

This. SO THIS.

Sorry. All of you are wrong.

When I was in high school, my buddies and I tried to reenact “Fear” in a construction yard one night. We all had cameras, did individual challenges, and edited it together, complete with the “Fear” credits and opening Godsmack song.

Sean Penn taking a jab at him over a Jude Law comment he had made earlier in the show was classic humorless asshole Sean Penn

Uhhhh... there has to be someone out there that has a video of this. I have to see it.

No

DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO

I don’t have any hard factual information about this (that I feel like researching), but since I’ve been evolving in my alcohol tastes over the years , I’ve found that paying an extra dollar or two for a good quality liquor (and not mixing it with soda) has led to much less of a hangover the next day. I might wake up…

And you know this jackass still got shitfaced afterwards and the only semblance of caring is probably screaming in one of those godawful dance circles “OH MAN, I REALLY HOPE [BRIDESMAID] IS OK! SHOTS!”

I WILL FIGHT YOU

You’re a dumbass

Got it. So you rescind your one-hit wonder comment because you realized they all had multiple hits and are instead switching that their songs are just shitty.

So... not one-hit wonders then...

Cool. Don’t see it then, dumbass

Whatever. School of Rock was awesome.

FUCK YOU

How the hell does he even make those moves look cool? I hate him so much.

Yeah, that’s impressive. But I had a 2nd donut this morning for breakfast so that’s pretty impressive too.

What’s the over/under for replies that say “UGH! I don’t understand proms! I also don’t get why anyone has a formal wedding!”