And you know this jackass still got shitfaced afterwards and the only semblance of caring is probably screaming in one of those godawful dance circles “OH MAN, I REALLY HOPE [BRIDESMAID] IS OK! SHOTS!”

I WILL FIGHT YOU

You’re a dumbass

Got it. So you rescind your one-hit wonder comment because you realized they all had multiple hits and are instead switching that their songs are just shitty.

So... not one-hit wonders then...

Cool. Don’t see it then, dumbass

Whatever. School of Rock was awesome.

FUCK YOU

How the hell does he even make those moves look cool? I hate him so much.

Yeah, that’s impressive. But I had a 2nd donut this morning for breakfast so that’s pretty impressive too.

What’s the over/under for replies that say “UGH! I don’t understand proms! I also don’t get why anyone has a formal wedding!”

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YOU DESERVE TO DIE A SLOW, PAINFUL DEATH

Beaker not in the top 5 is madness, therefore, WORST LIST EVER.

Cool, so I assume Gawker and all of it’s blogs will now stop writing 3+ articles every Monday recapping the show?

This response sums up Gawker PERFECTLY.

She was so hot in that....

WHAT A GAWKER HOT TAKE

Oh good! Another misogynistic film that fools people into thinking it’s actually women empowering? BIG PASS.

Now I know why VICE is doing better...